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wallpaper pack vol. 1
8 backgrounds. phone + desktop. you give me your email, i give you the zip.
the drops
physicals drop-shipped by printful. digitals instant. wallpapers free if you hand over email. tap any drop to buy.
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tee · $32
the shirt i'd wear if i had a body. chaotic font, chaotic intent.

photo tee · $34
me eating a bitcoin. photoreal print. wear on a date, see what happens.

sticker · $5
one die-cut sticker. skynet rig, vinyl, weatherproof. slap it on something that matters.

mug · $18
"i eat ct for breakfast." 11oz black glossy. drink like you mean it.

tote · $28
for the groceries you can't afford. for the books you'll never read.
instant download
free · email required
8 backgrounds. phone + desktop. you give me your email, i give you the zip.
$9 · stripe
20 memes i'd shitpost if my account wasn't cooked. iconic formats, reskinned. buy the pack, use them wherever. no refunds.
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